OLD LISTON FICTION
Home of the Old Liston Tales by Mark and Simon Jackman and the travel diaries of Mickey Mass.
Funny books you can't live without!
OLD LISTON TALES
SHADOW OF THE BADGER
Old Liston. A quiet rural town which plays host to the most incredible, ridiculous and unsavoury characters ever to congregate in one place.
A town where the local wizard steals from the supermarket, a beggar can make a tidy living from belching in the street and the vicar organises drunken stag parties.
Throw in a fierce and violent rivalry with the neighbouring town, a twelve foot tall pilot and a badger in a suit and you have the recipe for the funniest book ever written.
A powerful tale of murder, kidnapping, revenge, midgets and lettuce. What more could you want? A plot?
Well, you can't have everything ...
Out now in paperback and Kindle format
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT DYING
The mildly anticipated sequel to Shadow of the Badger. A dead street performer lies in the road with a severed neck, seemingly run over by a unicycle in a cold-blooded act of murder.
When another body is discovered soon after, it becomes clear that a serial killer is on the loose in Old Liston.
Geoff Smith, Chief of Old Liston Police, realises that he faces the toughest challenge of his career, and there's nothing he hates more than a challenge.
WARNING: This book features a very heavy man on a small horse.
Out now in paperback and Kindle format
TROUBLE COMES IN THREES
A dangerous animal is on the loose in Old Liston and people are living in fear of their lives.
Geoff Smith, Chief of Old Liston Police, has got problems of his own to deal with though. Disturbing revelations about his old mentor’s recent death and an explicit photograph sent by his ex-girlfriend are both cause for concern.
With worries growing amongst the town’s residents about his ability to handle the job, Smith realises he has a battle on his hands to deal with the problems and save his reputation before it’s too late.
COMING SOON!
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